I'm afraid my harmless fascination with various parts of the female body has come
home to roost. Why didn't somebody tell me what was likely to happen? My wives
are supposed to get pregnant but not outsiders. It wasn't intentional and I didn't
do anything deliberately wrong. It was an accident and must have happened
when I wasn't looking. I thought I was having some harmless fun with boobs and
feet. There should be a law against the rest of me springing into action without
me noticing. It's totally unjust and I'm thinking of complaining to the Prime
Minister about promiscuous females invading my privacy and helping | 
