The Philosophical Drunk 3

Never let it be said that a drunk runs out of ideas. So we won't say it, because Lance Broughton hasn't. After a major hard drive crash, he's bustling with quantum thoughts. Things also improved when he found his corkscrew again.
More newspaper columns, short stories and off beat 'just thinking' about nothing in particular.
Meet two German soldiers who cost Uncle Adolf his Russian campaign in 'Vorld Vor 2.'
The author's grandaughter who almost sent him broke with chat lines and cellphone calls.
Alcoholic Sydney Ballarat does battle with sobriety and loses.
Learn the inner secrets of Karaoke singing and why the author is barred from competitions. Also how a good voice can cost one's virginity.
The complexity of the English language as seen by a little green man from Mars.
The death of the President of Bongo Bongo by democratic assassination.
The true story of Belfast's Paddy Sands. Dunkirk veteran and career soldier in the British and New Zealand army.
Plus the politics of criticising everything under the sun.
And much more beyond the beyond.