Chicken bones

Kentucky Fried Chicken to sue New Zealand Government.

An archaeology site discovered in central Wellington has been cordoned off. Chicken bones were discovered dating back to the 1500's. The Wellington Eleventh Maori Trust is demanding the return of a red and white cardboard box preserved in plastic. Ancestral lands, claim the trust's chairman. The box belongs to us Maori, eh boy?

The Prime Minister holidaying on the top of Mount Everest, appoints Damien O'Connor
Minister of Chicken Bones. Mr O'Connor, well known Labour Party mountain climber
voiced the following.

'We received submissions from 0.1% of the population. Medical evidence conveniently provided by the tax payer funded, Chicken Bone Free Coalition of New Zealand and the Anti Nugget Foundation, suggests chicken bones may cause cancer in one out of ten million people. In a democracy, the bulk of the people's wishes must be acted upon. Therefore, legislation will be introduced barring chicken bones from all work places, including bars and restaurants.'

The Wellington City Councils dismisses the allegations and states that New Zealand did not have chickens until the white man arrived in the early 1800s. The Maori did not inhabit the site until the 1830s. Therefore the claim is spuriously chicken livered.

Kentucky Fried Chicken CEO, Colonel Sanders, speaking from his retirement home in the Cayman Islands, states that the stock holders interests must be protected. All cardboard boxes remain the property of the company for 627 years and 90 days. Accordingly, it is obvious that the franchise agreement of January 6th, 1512 has been breached.

Archaeologists have deciphered the chicken bones use-by date as February the 31st 1512.
Chicken Little still undecided. .