So help me, God. I'm desperate.
Smoke gets in your eyes?
I thought communism was dead?
"The high-minded person must care more for the truth than for what the peasants  think."                                           Aristotle.

I'm on a self righteous mission from God and have unlimited public funds to spend.  I've paid out $25 million to commission 20 scientific reports backing my theory that smoking stunts the growth of people more than two metres in height.  I have the results in front of me.
    
Hmm.  Oh dear.  I guess I'll just have to allocate another unaccountable $10 million for a TV campaign.  I'll use professional actors plus the odd brown face to convince the public.
They'll never know the difference.  I'll use my normal PR spin.

'Eight out of eight independent reports state that smoking stunts the growth of New Zealanders.  As the result of 400 public submissions, included an overwhelming number of short smokers, legislation has been passed banning smoking in bars and restaurants.'

Thank God the majority Jackass Mentality will believe anything they see on my public owned TV.  There's an election coming soon and with the Civil Union and Foreshore and Seabed Bills proving contentious, and I'll need the non thinker's votes.