Have an Easter Egg

There's an advantage in being old and knowing all of  the answers.  One has experienced most things and comprehend that there's nothing new under the sun.  But the people who assume eloquent intelligence as of right and make societies rules, don't know the questions let alone the answers, and there lies the success of their failures. Sadly most people are incapable of listening to the voice of experience. Mind you, there's nothing unusual about a calculated degree of deafness. Named after a piece of pottery (a pudding bowl), Plato the ancient Greek philosopher moaned about the irresponsible youth of thousands of years ago.  He was largely ignored and only made it into the history books because he learned from his society's failings.  But multi billions of humans will never be remembered because they refuse to learn anything apart from covetousness.   To go down in history one must create and record history. But if you create history, expect to be criticised because the authorities prefer ignorant people.  On the other hand if you ignore creativeness, they will treat you with contempt because you lack the grace to acknowledge their presumptuous intelligence.  However, the battle is well worth the effort to avoid crucifixion. Being hung out to dry can be a little disconcerting for one of God's little children.  (take my word for it). "To be or not to be, that is the question." This was Shakespeare's version of learn or fail. You will also remember, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the silliest tart of all?," by the Queen of playing cards.  Do you also remember the egotistical Emperor without clothes? If I were fatuous enough to be a politician, I would ignore history, because it would inevitably show that my career would end in failure. Like most politicians, I would be arrogant and believe in my invincibility.  After all, how could I possibly fail when I had the backing of the Jackass Mentality?  Lets face it, they're dumb enough to vote for me. Where do you think the name Jackass Mentality comes from? How about a two thousand year old nativity scene featuring braying donkeys, three wise men, an alleged virgin and a handsome baby, who a few years later would spend the Easter Holidays hiding in a cave before doing a runner?  The wise men were bright enough to realise that the disappearing trick would be a con game blockbuster that would last for many thousands of years. Obviously, the mindlessly braying donkeys were the forerunners of the Jackass Mentality that assumed mental superiority over other closed-minded beasts of burden. The secret of success in our difficult world is to understand your personal failings and treat your fellows with respect. Thus you can enjoy the road to inner fulfilment. You must ignore those who respect only themselves, for they contribute nothing to the betterment of mankind. Apart from the fact that I can't tell a lie without lying, I could never be a veracious politician. Politicians promise the Earth but deliver differing shades of dubiousness.  Please remember that age brings wisdom to those who show consideration for the past and comprehend that the future will always be history reincarnated. The times and technology might change but human nature doesn't. And that no amount of table thumping will change anything. My heavenly ability to influence people is why they've called me Susej for the last two thousand years.  If you want to join me hanging about on the Cross on Good Friday, text me at the CavernInn Resort. ps. The paparazzi with Papal dispensation will be there, so no sacramental booze or Borat mankinis.  (ps.  BYO Easter Eggs) Susej World Vice President God Followers Inc.