It Ain't Fair

"Amusement to an observing mind is study."    Benjamin Disraeli. The Goddamned New Zealand Government have backed down on their promise to allow young girls to have sex.  Just when I've spent a fortune on Botox and couch based exercises to remove my belly overhang.  I even went for a walk to the letterbox to ensure I would be fit enough to handle the hundreds of twelve year old girls who would beg my attention.  To make myself legal, I printed a birth certificate on my computer saying I was born in 1990. This would make me a fourteen year old upstanding citizen with great expectations.  The government backdown means I'd wasted two minutes a day performing senseless exercises.  It's unjust.  It's undemocratic.  Why can't politicians keep their promises? Sadly, for the first fifty years of my life I believed the politicians implicitly.  I thought everything they said was in the national interest.  Now I learned they're nothing but a pack of liars.  As a consequence I've been deprived of my legal right to bonk young girls.  What the hell am I going to do with six dozen packets of Viagra?  And what about my penis reducing pills via the Internet?  After all, they're only young girls. I got to thinking about impractical legislation suggested or imposed on Kiwis without plausible permission.  For some strange reason politicians think they have the right to do whatever they want.  Yet they deprive me of the legal right to do whatever young girl I want. This is an elongated imbalance.  The selectiveness of their logic doesn't stand up. It the last six months, they've proposed a fart tax on livestock.  Apparently animals belching and farting turn the sky blue on sunny days.  However, international condemnation turned NZ into a laughing stock and the idea was dropped.  Then they passed a law barring smoking in bars and restaurants.  One can understand their concern for second hand smokers.  But in reality non smokers should buy their own and contribute to the tax take.  However, a sensible compromise is available.  Let the bar owners decide to be smoking or not smoking.  This would keep everybody happy without trying to change human nature.  Attempts to change human nature has never worked in the past and won't work now.  By all means educate the young but we will have to wait and see if politicians grasp the meaning of education.  Perhaps they should attend night classes in reality? The politicised police have become fund raisers hounding harmless motorist for minor speeding offences.  This is despite overwhelming international evidence that speeding is only fifth on the list of accident causes.  But I guess money is more important than commonsense. Most motorists acknowledge that the policy is nothing but avarice and even the politician's body language give them away.  But I can't see them giving up the income created by turning law abiding citizens into criminals.  Collecting fines keeps the ever increasing number of heedless bureaucrats employed.  One feels sorry for the police but they have the legal discretion to use their brains if they want public help with real criminals.  But I guess that's why violence and property crimes are increasing.  Turning the other cheek translates into official greed.  Notwithstanding dangerous criminals running free, the physical welfare of the pubic is immaterial in the empty headed corridors of power.  (Rattle rattle) Considering the rise of the National Party and the Labour Government's self destruction mode.  Perhaps politicians are more concerned with themselves and as a result, ignore the commonsense needs of the public?  But what else can we expect in our authoritarian let's pretend we're a democracy, regime? NZ politicians are ridiculous.  Stupid legislation is paramount.  Fart taxes, smoking bans, speed fines and now we're supposed to become virgin protectors.  I just wish I could be like Captain Kirk and go where no man has gone before.  Again and again and again.  One giant step for womankind?